weekend

I'm going to be helping my mom paint her house this weekend in Houston so Brian will be home alone all weekend. When he found this out he was so excited, he did a little dance. Who knew he couldn't stand me so much?? I predict he's going to leave all the curtains and blinds shut so the house turns into a cave. Next he will turn the air down to 60 and no lights will be turned on except for the glowing screen of his laptop. He will consume 4.5 beers each night and have a few shots of whisky to wash down his sun chips and bacon. He may go outside saturday but that will just be to buy more bacon. Finally, his man weekend will end when I return home to clean it all up.