sandpaper, bacon grease and litter

These have been 2 very busy weeks for Emma. She started out by watching me work on some jewelry last week. I thought she was just being sweet by putting her head in my lap while I was working, but it turns out she was trying to to get to my sandpaper. She was very careful to watch which drawers I was opening to get the sandpaper from. I didn't understand why she was shoving her head in the drawer every time it opened but, a few days later I understood why. She likes to eat sandpaper. Well, she mostly sucked and chewed on it. (I caught her trying to open the drawer like a human.... she's brilliant!) A few days later, while we were at work, Emma knocked over a container of B's used bacon grease and ATE the WHOLE THING!!! (I'm sure Matilda helped herself some too). Finally she ended this week by not once BUT twice tipping over the cat litter pan and eating every morsel of poop she could find. She somehow felt is was necessary to spread it all over the floor. YUCK!!